Presidential Shower

Synonym of Golden Shower.
(n.) The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.

(n). When President Trump uses official procedure to arbitrarily delay government processes in order to give the illusion of instituting new policy. Similar to rebranding

Trump's first 100 days were just a presidential shower.

Last night, I gave my girlfriend the presidential shower.

by Aschylus January 28, 2017

Primentia

When you open up your Amazon Prime box and can't remember why you ordered the content inside. This is an advanced form of Primenesia. For people below the age of 60, it is also referred to as "early onset Primentia."

What the f*** is this? I ordered it but I can't remember why or what for. I hope I'm not developing early onset Primentia!

by LrDanGA August 2, 2019

Presidential Debate

A joyous time for memes and political jokes as the world makes fun of narcissist that think there "good leaders" this is especially entertaining in the Trump era.

Oh and there's like politicians yelling at each other or something...

Person 1 "Did you watch the Presidential Debate?"

Person 2 "No Ill just catch up with the memes."

by Stormwindx September 29, 2020

President of Spain

The person who represents Spain or Niall Horan. Niall Horan speaks spanish so well that he is the president of Spain. He once said: "Yo soy español, español, español"

X: Who is being defined for president of Spain?
Y: ObViOuSlY Niall Horan, duh.

by Hanna Vanderwald December 27, 2020

Presidential Pepper Log

When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.

Lucille asked Tobias if he’d fancy giving her the old Presidential Pepper Log following supper.

by Neutered Chimp February 9, 2021

Princident

When you can’t make him President because he’s a Foreign Prince - so you create a new entity where he can be both ….. like Global Citizen org

Facebook would like to introduce you to your new Princident

by RegalAstro October 8, 2021

President Saad

He is the president of Saad Country, the richest, most powerful country ever, located on Saudi Arabia at the border of UAE.

President Saad has a lot of money and girls; I wouldn't want to mess with him.

by President Saad April 16, 2022