optimism

the stupidist thing to ever occur in the human mind. False hopes, reaching for impossible dreams, and making inadequate preparations for a negative situation because the victim had a feeling "it wouldnt be too bad"

im very optimistic that we can bring world peace to the earth if we try hard enough

by CorrodedBeing December 2, 2004

Optimus Prime

Leader of a set of girls. While approaching / hitting on this set, you must be sure to keep Optimus Prime pre-occupied so that she doesn't give the ""Autobots, transform and roll out!" command and leave with all the girls by her side.

Man, I was trying to wing Optimus Prime all last night so that she didn't roll out with her friends.

by RandomComments August 11, 2009

Optical Asslusion

When ones gluteus maximus appears to be rotund but when a closer look is taken, it is actually taking the affect of an ass but no ass is found until further investigation is taken and the ass begins much lower.

The "Optical Asslusion" Looks good from far, far from good.

by WAAAAAAAAAAAALT April 21, 2008

Optijism

A persistent belief that one is likely to get laid.

Given how few women were at the party, it was a exercise in optijism for Dick to think he would get lucky.

by TucsonTiger123 July 17, 2009

optimistext

An optimistic text message

Joe "Wev gotten rly good, we r t0tly gon win!"
Tim (in head)- that was such an optimistext.

by Weazalbee November 2, 2009

Optimistamania

Excessive excitement or enthusiasm, craze for an optimist or optimistic person or to have mania for optimism.

I've come down with a severe case of optimistamania and I love it!

by Mistymeanor February 20, 2011

optimal chickeness

When its been cooked to a perfect tenderness and the drumstick bone just slides clean out.

The chicken is good now.. but wait a little longer and it will be at its optimal chickeness.

by Miss Zombie March 14, 2011