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pexsimist
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Someone
who's
pessimistic
while
texting
In a SMS conversation
John
"r u rdy 4 teh big game"
Bob
"who cares, we gon loose anyways..."
John
"u r such a pexsimist"
pexsimist
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November 2, 2009
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optimistext
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An
optimistic
text message
Joe
"Wev
gotten
rly good, we r t0tly
gon
win!"
Tim (in head)- that was such an optimistext.
optimistext
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November 2, 2009
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