nextelling

To be unintelligible due to digital audio breakup on a cellular phone. This is caused by excessive audio compression, marginal Radio Frequency signal and interference. The result is a sound that somewhat resembles a human voice. Named after the typical communication on Nextel’s Direct Connect service. Frequent users of such a system start to actually understand the gibberish rather than communicate using another technology.

1: Hair bar jew?
2: I’m at the Starbucks, where are you?
1: Muck rim raft rick
2: Okay, take your time. We can talk when you get here, you’re Nextelling on me.
1: Baiter rude

by RadioRay December 28, 2005

next to fuck all

A Scottish expression or UK stating that a measurement is close to that of the desired.

One carpenter to another: Well there's next to fuck all difference between the length of these two.

by Tom_NZ April 21, 2007

The Next Door Neighbor

The act of beating off with your nondominant hand!

Irvin gave himself the next door neighbor.

by CNote2055 September 30, 2009

the consumer nextbot

a nextbot in gmod that is eating a hotdog but it looks like a hotdog itself

guy: im gonna spawn the consumer nextbot in gmod

by crispylizard243904 June 3, 2022

nexcord

To take what is not yours. To "ninja" properties that are not yours for the taking.

Origin- World of Warcraft

That warlock, Nexcor, nexcord some plate items for his disenchanting skills.

by WoWHaze May 5, 2005

next mj

1. A myth
2. Something that is impossible
3. Michael Jordan will not be surpassed. Put him in the NBA we have now. With the touch fouls in effect, MJ would score 60+ a game.

Nobody is the next Michael Jordan (next MJ). Not Kobe, not T-Mac, not AI, nobody.

by MJ23 July 13, 2006

Netch

Netflix and chill

You gonna netch with that chick from the bar?

by Stockie October 15, 2015