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Melbourne

The greatest city in the whole world...being a proud melbournian myself we are known for our insane love of footy...pies...our shitty 'city' and our train system
melbourne hate sydney with a massive vengance, because they get all the better stuff.
Sydney Fag: Sydney is like way totally better than Melbourne
You: Oi, fuck you mate *punch*
Sydney Fag: you bitch
by ali-belly September 21, 2005
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Melbourne Shuffle

An epileptic spasm in slippery shoes, usually orchestrated by low brow knuckle draggers who look like David Bowie on a bad hair day, clad in equally as ugly white jeans and oversized, outdated sweatshop shoes.

These "dances" are usually carried out upon the floors of Melbourne idiot gatherings known as "clubs" by ecstasy-tripping transvestites in order to attract the attention of the opposite sex, who, ironically, usually bears more body hair than the "dancer".
Two Hektik Kents on a dancefloor discussing the quality of a Melbourne Shuffle

Hektik Kent #1: "Did you see Dimma's mint shuffle, brah?"

Hektik Kent #2: "Yeah, bro's a sick kent, re!"
by AdoptingARealName October 13, 2008
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Melbourne

The capital of Victoria, south eastern Australia.

Has grey and cloudy weather most of the time, and inhabitants are known for their love of sports, and hatred of Sydney
Melbourne is where the AFL Grand Final is
by Anonymous July 3, 2003
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Meadowpark

Meadowpark (noun): An ambiguous, sudden ending to a long-running television series.

The word comes from the ending of the hit series Sopranos...if you watched the last scene, you get it!
'Oh my God, did you remember that last episode of the X-Files? What a (expletive deleted) meadowpark that was...' "
by Jerzgirl July 9, 2007
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Medorthophobia

Being a scared nympho may mean that that you have medorthophobia
by SCrusher88 May 8, 2016
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Melbourne slime train

A Melbourne slime train is when a make cums on the back of a girls back the drags his cock down her back leaving a slime trail.
The was a huge Melbourne slime train
by Codkiller07 July 31, 2016
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meldin

Meldin, a dude with an enorme big dick, even womens want that kind of a dick inside there vagina.

When your name is Meldin, you have won in life, not a shit name like Florian.
-Hey
•Hey
-whats your name?
•Meldin
-My pussy is wet
by Meldin January 2, 2017
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