Melbourne

The greatest city in the whole world...being a proud melbournian myself we are known for our insane love of footy...pies...our shitty 'city' and our train system
melbourne hate sydney with a massive vengance, because they get all the better stuff.

Sydney Fag: Sydney is like way totally better than Melbourne
You: Oi, fuck you mate *punch*
Sydney Fag: you bitch