Meldon

He's handsome smart and is the epitome of class

Meldon is so hot today

by AuthenticAss May 20, 2022

Meldon

He’s a cunt.

Meldon you indian motherfucker. Go kill yourself and rape your bus driving dad.

by Cack Jream September 1, 2019

Meldon

He is a idiot.

Can't take jokes.

Doctor's mistake his gender cause their gentiles are non-existant.

Smelly.

Most probably an Indian.

Hey Meldon. You stink.

by WAGYWARN October 21, 2019

Meldon

A dude who farts a lot and he always poops his pants.

Meldon the dildo.

by POOPFArts December 30, 2014

Pulled a Meldon

leaving a party without telling anyone, in fact - telling everyone what a great time your having first - the fucking off

He pulled a Meldon at midnight!

by Longstrop December 25, 2018

The Melon Man

"The Melon Man, the man is Melon Man. Who did it, who did it? Who is The Melon Man? If there is the man to eat the melon and who eats the man with the melon might know what it is The Man. Melon? Or is the melon, Mark? Who sees the man into the light of day? Who keeps the melon to the melons man? Well The Melon Man can. Who is the man that makes The Melon Man. Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon... MAN! HAHAHAHAHA!! I am the.. I am The Melon Man. I have done what The Melon Man said HE COULD DO. This is my man and this is my melon. Thank you, for your sacrifice Melon Man. I will now become you, Melon Man. The Melon Man, The Melon Man, I am The Melon Man. The Melon Man is who I am."

"The Melon Man is coming for you..."

by anonymous October 12, 2020

melon man

A savage brute obsessed with finding his true purpose by breaking open a watermelon by squeezing it between his thighs. Used to go by the name Crankgameplays before he lost his mind.

The man makes the melon, and the melon makes the man. I am the melon man!

by Fredalicious Squirrel October 12, 2020