Montreal Muppet

When a large man shoves his whole arm up a petite woman’s ass while singing The Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog

My girl came over and asked for a Montreal Muppet.

by Nick Pee March 22, 2019

Uncultured Muppet

An insulting name you can call someone when you don't want to be too mean but when you want to make sure they know that you think they're an idiot. many people may ask why you would use the Muppets good name in such a way, but seeing as there are good and bad Muppets their arguments are invalid.

now you know this definition so you can avoid looking like an Uncultured Muppet in future conversations

by WrDdMaStEr June 21, 2021

Muppet Face

A condition that occurs to a middle-aged woman’s face where features become more Muppet-like. Characterized by fat over the eyelids, and a very straight thin lipped unhappy appearance. Usually accompanied by duller hair and skin color.

Clariise used to really a hottie. Now she has turned into just another muppet face bitch.

by jumpin george September 13, 2013

MUPA

Stands for Moore United Party of America, a party for all the morons who think all Michael Moore's works portray great "facts."

MUPA Fucktard: I think F9/11 is good.

by michael-moore-is-fat-pig November 12, 2004

Muppet Necking

Shoving your hand so far up her ass you use her like a muppet.

She really enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much, for my liking.

by ledavinci May 29, 2018

Muppets

Middle-aged Under-achieved Pathetic People expecting Too much Support.

What becomes of a Yuppie.

Me, and the City of London, bunch of bloody muppets...

...guess we had it coming to us, still - someone else will pay.

by Chas445 February 12, 2009

Muppet

Someone who is soft, as in they cant fight.

some guy comes upto you in the street acting all ghetto, like hes about to beat you up. you say: come on then lets fight, and he backs down and runs away. hes a muppet

by stevie steez October 25, 2003