An emoji that looks like a moon. If you send this emoji three times to someone via text, then that person will get a message from Molester Moon describing their death in other emojis. For example, if you sent it to your friend and then Molester Moon sent them a chicken, a monkey, two red balloons, and an explosion. Somehow they will die like this. If you are sent these three emoji moons and recieve the way of how you're gonna die, Molester Moon will then visit you in the night and kill you as you were described. He normally shouts "I'm gonna molest you!....Here I come!" multiple times in a row. Molester Moon in real life is as tall as a human but very round, for he is a moon, and he has arms and legs. If you hide in your room and he can't get in because of how big he is, then he'll just leave.
To find out more about Molester Moon, visit Smosh.com or watch their video entitled "Molester Moon" to find out their story about Molester Moon.
To find out more about Molester Moon, visit Smosh.com or watch their video entitled "Molester Moon" to find out their story about Molester Moon.
Person 1: (sends three moon emojis) Ha! Now you're gonna die!
Person 2: Oh no!!! Molester Moon's gonna find me!
Later that night
*Molester Moon sends this to person one*
"☀ ☁ ☔ ⛄ ⚡ 🌀 🌂 🌙 🌟"
Person 2: Oh god, I'm gonna die from severe weather storms and then an umbrella's gonna shove a moon and star up my ass!!!!!
Molester Moon: I'm gonna molest you! Here I come!
Person 2: NOOOOOO
*person 2 dies*
Person 2: Oh no!!! Molester Moon's gonna find me!
Later that night
*Molester Moon sends this to person one*
"☀ ☁ ☔ ⛄ ⚡ 🌀 🌂 🌙 🌟"
Person 2: Oh god, I'm gonna die from severe weather storms and then an umbrella's gonna shove a moon and star up my ass!!!!!
Molester Moon: I'm gonna molest you! Here I come!
Person 2: NOOOOOO
*person 2 dies*
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When you spawn in a video game, a 'Spawn Molester' is someone who will stand in a advantageous location and kill the respawning opposition players repeatedly until they 'Rage Quit'.
Oh my god, that guy is a fucking spawn molester! He's completely spawn raping those noobs.
That gamer Chriss_Casse must be a Spawn Molester, he's raped so many noobs on Nuketown in Call of Duty: Black Ops he must be on the sex offenders register
Fuck you, you fucking Spawn Molester. He's a glitching noob like Carmoo
That gamer Chriss_Casse must be a Spawn Molester, he's raped so many noobs on Nuketown in Call of Duty: Black Ops he must be on the sex offenders register
Fuck you, you fucking Spawn Molester. He's a glitching noob like Carmoo
by TheRealGamer777 January 16, 2011
Get the Spawn Molester mug.A group of thin, wispy hairs located on the upper lip that the wearer believes constitutes facial hair. Much like he believes her thin, wispy cries constitute consent.
Hey, nice molestache...wait, what are you doing? Don't touch me, just--no! Oh, God! Help! Please, someone! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
by mart1779 February 11, 2009
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1. To achieve a high mark on a test or exam and act upset about it, in hopes of having everyone else think that your standards are remarkably high.
2. To achieve 100% on a test or exam and wait for someone to ask how you did on it so that you can respond with "oh I did OK" and then hide the test in your notebook hoping that the person finds it later on and thinks that you are the most modest person in the world.
3. To ask someone what they got on their test in hopes that they ask you what you got on yours. (This can be combined with 1 and 2)
1. To achieve a high mark on a test or exam and act upset about it, in hopes of having everyone else think that your standards are remarkably high.
2. To achieve 100% on a test or exam and wait for someone to ask how you did on it so that you can respond with "oh I did OK" and then hide the test in your notebook hoping that the person finds it later on and thinks that you are the most modest person in the world.
3. To ask someone what they got on their test in hopes that they ask you what you got on yours. (This can be combined with 1 and 2)
1. (3 combined with 2)
A - What did you get on your physics?
B - I just barely passed, how did you do?
A - Oh I passed too. (hides test in an easy to find place hoping that B sees it out of the corner of his eye.)
A - What did you get on your physics?
B - I just barely passed, how did you do?
A - Oh I passed too. (hides test in an easy to find place hoping that B sees it out of the corner of his eye.)
by Simon Lee March 19, 2005
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Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.
Dude1: Dude, last night I was bangin' this chick, and I thought she was just super wet. Turns out I had been Mosesing her the whole time! My dick was covered in blood and the whole bed looked like a post-murder crime scene!
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.
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