milf-rattler

A golf term used to describe a shot hit out of bounds where there are houses. (Presumably containing milfs whose wealthy husbands are working to pay for the house on the golf course.)
"Looks like you hit a milf-rattler Dude, that shot definitely hit a house."
by kromar5 July 27, 2006
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MILF Pussy

The BEST pussy you can ever get in your life! (Only a few lucky guys have really tasted it)
It usually has large puffy pink lips and fluffy hairs on top as it sits proudly between the white creamy thighs of a milf and it's smell is just intoxicating!
The puffy large ripe lips make you wanna dive inside it!
Also, the best pussy to eat out!
A girl's pussy wouldn't hold a candle to a MILF pussy!
"Damn bro, i saw my MILF neighbour Claire paint her toenails on the porch this morning, and while she had her leg up, i could see the cameltoe of her beautiful MILF pussy peeking from underneath!"
by AnimalPak September 06, 2009
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Eternal MILF

A hot mom who gracefully holds her position as a MILF. One who never graduates to cougar status. A forever MILF.
"She is not just a MILF, she's an Eternal MILF !"
by Naughtybody December 06, 2018
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Tomboy Milf

Friend: I wonder what a tomboy milf is
Friend 2: a soccer mom
friend: NOOOOOOOOOOO
by TheCanadianPuffin September 19, 2021
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MILF Madness

A name for the mid-morning rush that occurs at a coffee shop due to the simultaneous release of all the neighboring Yoga classes.
It was a quiet morning at work, but then 10:30 came around and an army of yoga pants clad middle aged women stormed the gates. It was MILF madness. At least they all ordered nonfat latte's and we can steam like 3 drinks at a time.
by Poot's Coughee and Pee May 28, 2013
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MILF Mullet

When a MILF is sportting a mullet.
Homeboy #1: Ginny's hair may be all business up front, but it's all party in the back, and she's even a MILF!!

Homeboy #2: No way! She's got a MILF Mullet???

Homeboy #1: Hell yeah!!
by Rockolicious May 17, 2010
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pre-milf

The precursor to the organism known as milf. When an attractive female reaches prime child-bearing age, they are called pre-milfs. Though excellent in form and beauty, pre-milfs are very rare in the wild.
Damn! That girl is fine! Look at those hips! She's a pre-milf for sure!
by Dr. Joo October 23, 2008
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