Lot Lizards

The women of the place, Iowa Lot, and believe it or not, Iowa Lizard Lots, because they work there too. If they front you their services, try not to go back to the places like Iowa Lot because you don't have enough money to pay them all. I better duck. Here comes one now!

Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023

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shit lizard

A person who is cool to the point of sickness. Everything to this guy is low-key and manageable even if goals aren't likely to be reached.

"Dude, he lives with his mom and sleeps in the basement. Man, what a shit lizard!"

by GameUniverso June 4, 2018

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Lot Lizard

Men that hang out in the parking lots of parks or forest preserves looking for other men to have relations with in the woods. usually they back into parking spaces to make it obvious to other lot lizards their intentions

when you go to griffith park stay clear of the lot lizards

by Uberism June 20, 2010

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Muddy lizard

After anal sex the man pulls out his dick and has a line of excrement on top to seem like the top of a lizard, or muddy lizard

My girl gave me a hand job even after I pulled out and had a muddy lizard

by Notorious1 July 8, 2012

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lizard tail

a dump (shit) that results in a green tinted lumpy long piece of poop, gennerally caused by consumming a large variety of green organic material (in other words, vegitables and such)

dude 1: look at the size of that!

dude 2: say isnt it called a lizard tail ?

dude 3: i dont know, but hell, lemme get some of that!

dude 1: wait we all can get some, i gots to go some more!

by heh? August 11, 2007

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