sam keller

the fucking man; a god among west coast quarter backs

Every year Sam Keller chooses one lucky first born child to be thrown into the sun.

by Tanner Case November 1, 2007

Matt Kelleher

the highest form of human being, part of the LBGTQ+ community and attends LVC, he is often quick to correct and easily to offend .

i wish i was as good looking as Matt Kelleher

by linton village college is shit January 12, 2021

Helen Keller

The state of awareness you assume when you are playing a first person shooter video game (i.e. Modern Warfare 2) and you take a full frontal blast from a flashbang grenade that fully blinds and deafens you, thus giving you the effect that you are "Helen Keller", aimlessly fumbling around blind and deaf to the world.

James: "Steve, to your right, shoot that guy!"

Steve: "Dude I'm 'Helen Keller'! I can't see or hear shit!"

by Casual T Shirt December 2, 2009

Kellsey

Kellsey is literally one of the most amazing exciting people you will literally ever meet she is pretty on the outside and inside. She has the biggest heart and she is kind and sincere. She is ALWAYS and will be always a natural flirt depending on who’s she talking to she is a great lover to her partners and she is the most wild and exciting thing to spawn on this earth. You will never be bored when with her. SHE IS ALSO SO FKING HOT, PRETTY AND HAS HER SEXY MOMENTS.

Jamaul: You know that Kellsey girl?
Francisco: yeah she’s really cool why
Jamaul: She’s really pretty and she just seems like a nice person I want to get to know her more
Francisco: just talk to her she’s good with people

by goldenrdtrieverboys December 9, 2022

kelleeperrin

a special kind of hermaphrodite, it doesn't have an asshole so shit comes out it's mouth, usually located in the north east of england

"eugh did you see that kelleeperrin? i hope it doesn't come anywhere near me"

by lethalwickerbizzle February 7, 2010

Kellawasted

Kellawasted (adjective) - to be inebriated beyond the point of no return, causing giggles, nausea, and wreckage. Often the onset of this state is caused by severe social trauma and an inability to put on big-girl pants and say "Fuck this shit, I'll do it anyway."

Nigga you was Kellawasted last night. You pissed in this fat bitch's drink and said "Drink up Bear Grylls!"

by Kellygirl71 May 12, 2014

kellerz

An Weho that calls her self a mom and she tries to whip and nay nay. Although she fails every time she is still a Weho. She also makes bacon at 2am when drunk

Oh look it's a kellerz lets go have her make us some bacon.

by Karsyn August 10, 2015