ivetic

a dinkerdoodle, that one day as traveling through the forests of antelopes found herself overhwhelemed with the beauty she saw in the peckerdoot. she continued galloping with the antelopes, met one she called fertillia, she fell in love, the two were meant to be together and always mated at dusk. one day she called fertillia and chub, and left her for emily. antelopes, toot toot.

DUDE, one day i thought i was dreaming but i was totally having an ivetic!

by chublulucock December 26, 2008

Un-iversary

The date you broke up or finalized your divorce.

I here Tom is celebrating his un-iversary by going out tonight with his boys!

by Xppl17 August 17, 2018

iveson

absolutely drop dead gorgeous, normally meant in the homosexual term

that boy over ther is absolutely iveson

by clinchy December 26, 2007

Iventure

A persons first holiday/adventure in Ibiza.

Defines the experiences adventures highs and lows of your first raving holiday. basic combination of word: Ibiza+Adventure =Iventure

by Arthur Chantz August 19, 2011

Iven yerkinoff

Ive been jerkin off

A way to say i have been jerking off but a in a nicer way

Person #1: so what have you been doing

Person #2: iven yerkinoff

by Killnarnar February 9, 2015

iveco

International Vehicle Every Cunt Overtakes

Nice iveco mate, nah it’s always breaking down. It’s a shitbox.

by Grabbo August 5, 2019

I've got a lot of canvas

Phr. Secret lesbian code for the prospect of sexual relations with another woman to test whether or not she is a lesbian.

Hey, we should hang out and paint together sometime, because I've got a lot of canvas.

by Clam Jouster January 18, 2011