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A special, shiny device that one wears on their head to protect them so that they can live to be retarded for one more day. Inury free and all.
She is pretty 'dee-dee-dee', she should wear her chrome helmet at all times.
It puts the polish on the chrome.
It puts the polish on the chrome.
by L-A-T July 19, 2009
The act of putting your testicles on anothers eyes and running your penis down theyre nose resembling a gladiators helmet
by BigDaddySaul February 05, 2014
by crap magnet May 25, 2003
by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002
When a man jizzes in a girl's (or guys...) hair and they don't wash it out. They walk around with white cum all over their head, that is a helmet pie.
by Kohanim March 09, 2004
A raving nosher who enjoys the action of licking aggressively the sudject's beef bulb. The licking action will make a moist slurping sound.
by Paulie a May 27, 2007