helmet camp

A summer camp for tall people, where they must wear helmets -- due to hitting their heads on "overhead" objects.

Hey Mason, I thought your pants were 34 x 22. Hey Jon, I thought you were at helmet camp.

by GarMan October 30, 2013

helmet baby

A retard who wears helmets and bang they head on stuff

“Duck is a helmet baby “

by tkotone February 1, 2022

gladiators helmet

The act of putting your testicles on anothers eyes and running your penis down theyre nose resembling a gladiators helmet

My girlfriend in bed has a sexual preference for a gladiators helmet.

by BigDaddySaul February 5, 2014

purple helmet

any large aggravated appendage located in the lower abdominal area...(male)...we hope...

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

Dyke helmet

A woman who wears flannel and sports a mullet

Hey look d.j.'s going hiking with her dyke mullet!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

helmet slurper

A raving nosher who enjoys the action of licking aggressively the sudject's beef bulb. The licking action will make a moist slurping sound.

Steve noshed down on Jack hard, He loved it the dirty helmet slurper....

by Paulie a June 16, 2007

Helmet-Pie

When a man jizzes in a girl's (or guys...) hair and they don't wash it out. They walk around with white cum all over their head, that is a helmet pie.

For our anniversary, I gave Jen a helmet-pie, I think she looks good in white

by Kohanim March 8, 2004