Funky-Hibernate-Sleep-Fail

When a computer does not restart or come out of hibernation but instead hangs in a state without a display

I tried restarting my computer, but every time it just goes into a Funky-Hibernate-Sleep-Fail

by Odin Overland July 22, 2011

Lebanon Fail

A level of fail equal to or greater than a deterant to your swagger inflicted by the conditions of the country of Lebanon. This fail trump all other fails, including the "epic" fail and can be experienced anywhere in the world.

I really wanted to watch that you tube video, but the internet Lebanon failed on me.

I definitely had 24 kills in Modern Warfare 2 but then the power went out mid-match. Lebanon Fail.

by LebanonFailure January 21, 2010

Fail Whale

a giant whale which appears at times of epic fail.

'Crap, I tried to jump the step but landed on my face instead'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'

by Benjy-x June 28, 2009

epic fail

General definition - Anti-causality. When the desired or expected effect is the only effect NOT achieved by any given cause, this is EPIC FAIL.

Definition as it pertains to Relativity - Failure so monumental in scale that it has the possibility to rupture the space-time continuum by fracturing the light-cone at the point between the causal past and causal present boundaries because there is no possible way the cause could precede any effect within the same spatial reference frame of the observer.

Definition you're most likely to understand - The result of the physical union of your parents.

Bob: "I posted my music on myspace because I wanted to be appreciated by the masses"
Greg: "Oh yeah? What happened?"
Bob: "Turns out my music makes people's ears fall off"
Greg: "Epic fail, no cookie for you!"
Following this conversation, the universe folds in on itself and is oblitera

by Theydrick February 21, 2009

Too Big to Fail

A turd, that by itself, is large enough to clog the toilet without the use of paper, possibly needing to be broken up with plunger etc.

"I took a mean dump this morning. I had to poke at it with a plunger until it went down. That shit was just too big to fail"

by joshuajdickerson April 19, 2009

epic fail

To fail horribly

However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.

"Awww dude, i just fucked up on that math test"

"LOLOL EPIC FAIL HURP DERP DERP"

by Anonynoose February 27, 2009

Epic Fail

The most celestial pair of words in the universe.

Hades: Why can't I kill Odysseus?

Zeus: Ahaha Epic fail.

by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009