Cumpenada

An empenada filled with sperm.

Here's a gift card to get a cumpenada at Island Empenada.

by DikDikDalez May 1, 2023

cumphobia

You are afraid of CUM and you watch furry hentai while playing League of Legends. Go pull some bitches

My uncle, who is a pedophile, has Cumphobia

by AstralYT May 4, 2023

Cumple

The act of crumpling and falling over while cumming.

Last night I cumpled while strangling myself in the closet.

by Taruin August 11, 2023

cumpty dumpty

Masturbating whilst going for a shit.

'Went for a shit whilst horny and ended up having a cumpty dumpty'

by Cumpty Dumpty May 14, 2023

cumputis

small computer

that nigga touched my kid, im going to my cumputis to see if that is illegal. The niggas name is Austin Lin

by thatonedudethatsanigga May 19, 2023

Cumpiss

When you nut in a girl and she goes to use the bathroom and she has cum dripping out of her while taking a piss.

My old lady said she was taking a cumpiss afterI blew my load up in her last night.

by Flyntch August 4, 2024

cumpy

To want to cum on a group of people, but you do it outback behind a dumpster.

Michael: Hey guys, wanna go cumpy?
Jessica: Nah, I don't want to get stabbed in the flaps by some dude's heroin needle.

by shlumped_out_bonerguy22 November 7, 2023