craptacular

(1) Monumentally shitty piece of work;
(2) Especially gratifying, albeit explosive, bowel movement

As in, "craptacular": (1) Wild-eyed, killer blue bronco at Denver International Airport;
(2) Generally accompanied by aggressive sighing and tears running down face

by IvanTheLovable March 17, 2010

craptacular

1. Very horrible

2. A mass abundance of crap

3. The opposite of " popular "

" It's craptacular! "

" He's craptacular "

by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006

cryptoscopophilia

The urge to look through the windows of homes upon walking past them. Usually done for sexual satisfaction/curiousity reasons.

My! I once recall walking infront a curtain-less window and; being the cryptoscopophiliac that I am...I took a gleek and there was this hairy man bonking his wife senseless! I saw from her body only the wildfire bush of her na-na. Grossest!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

clypto

a person who has a clypto disorder- in which the person fears social interactions, making decisions, and has a spastic colon

a friend of mine is a clypto and barely ever leaves her room, except to run to the bathroom.

by Allyson Stoller September 24, 2006

cryptards

abbreviation:

1. crypto-retards: people who buy cryptocurrency to get rich, mainly driven by crypto-frauds stupid tweets that don't make sense

2. crypto-frauds: people who run scams and rug-pull on crypto-retards

Michael Saylor believes cryptards are idiots as he is.

More chance of you to get lost with cryptards increases with a decrease in your IQ level

by judgement_day_doomsayer November 5, 2021

craptacular

Description of something that has achieved a new and ultimate level of crappiness, such that there is almost something spectacular about it.

Bobby: How do you like my Christmas
light display?

Christmas Light Display: *Bzzzt-crack*!

Johnny: It's craptacular.

by Bunifa Latifah Halifa Sharifah Jackson September 5, 2003

cryptopsy

Cryptopsy is simpy an autopsy of a crypt. Originated in Egypt during the reign of King Tutenknahmen (or Tut, as his homies called him), he ordered his peons to autopsy all the crypts in the area to get his country out of debt. It's just a nice way to say theft.

I just cryptopsied that car....

by Lara October 22, 2003