crumping

Jerking Off in a public place.

Pee Wee Herman was arrested for Crumping in a movie theater.

by Perry Mole February 16, 2007

clumpture

1) A group of the same or similar elements gathered or occurring closely together; a bunch.

2) A word which instigates ridicule by friends.

1) A clumpture of stars in the Milky Way galaxy.

2) Cluumpture?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Eric Ling June 10, 2007

Crumpet Muncher

An English Lesbian

Yo dude did you here beckys a crumpet Muncher

by Bossbitch420 June 24, 2016

Crumpled

Fucked her pussy

I crumpled this bitch last night bro

by Cooldude1770 November 27, 2018

Eggy Crumpet

the cheesey crud found on charl's nob used to butter crumpets.

Andrew: Ey, Charls, Will ya butter me crumpet?
Charls: How eggy do you want it?
Andrew: Like you done Marks Eggy Crumpet

by smear my bell January 4, 2010

court crumple

The awkward "falling to the court" celebration performed by a tennis player after winning a match.

The classic crumple features a twisting contortion of the upper body while the legs fold underrneath. Crumpling is highly ironic in that it usually follows spectacular feats of physical skill and endurance. Crying (for men) is a common, but not required, punctuation to the crumple.

Announcer: T. Ennis serving for match point here at 40-15.

Sound effect (p-thok)

Announcer: Buster String goes way wide to get it and belts it to the deep corner, but Ennis LEAPS AND PUTS IT AWAY FOR THE MATCH!

Sound effect (crowd roar, clapping)

Announcer: Ennis court crumples to celebrate the victory. That was lame. At least he's not - wait - yeah, he's crying.
I wish the men were more manly like the women.

by Capt. Craptastic May 19, 2010

landon crumpacter

A real cunt! He is pretty much just a fucking bitch boi. Also, he dated a guy named Delane.

Your a real Landon Crumpacter

by Das dat boi March 25, 2019