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the cheesey crud found on charl's nob used to butter crumpets.
Andrew: Ey, Charls, Will ya butter me crumpet?
Charls: How eggy do you want it?
Andrew: Like you done Marks Eggy Crumpet
by smear my bell January 04, 2010
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