God of War Complex

A syndrome induced upon cocky video gamers when faced with an insurmountable challenge in any given game. God of War Complex originally derives from a mildly difficult block jumping stage of the popular Playstation 2 game "God of War" where even skilled gamers could lose their cool if they repeatedly failed at completing it. God of War Complex takes its most extreme form when the gamer gives up altogether after failing to complete the given challenge. In instances such as this the game has essentially "beaten" the player and no justification or excuses can compensate for this fact. God of War Complex is often the result of a combination of not having nice thumb game, childish tendencies and a knack for making up excuses when one is unable to succeed.

-Where is Ace? I thought we were gonna play this new game...
-He couldnt beat the first level so he went home and said it was wack.
-Wow, I didn't realize how bad his God of War Complex was...

by Paperboy215 April 7, 2010

uranate like a competitive equine

Means the same as piss like a racehorse; e.g., when you have to pee really badly.

Sheesh!!! Todd had to uranate like a competitive equine this morning!!! Must have been all the brewskies he had last night!!!

by Telephony January 20, 2011

computer-face

v. to squint and kind of frown as you look at your computer to give the illusion that you are in fact very busy analyzing something vital to your work;

often used in conjunction with paper-shuffling and calling numbers that you know won't answer then acting really frustrated when you hang-up so that it gives the impression your chasing a very important account and have a lot on your plate already

After I computer-faced facebook for an hour this morning, I called a random number and talked to an older gentleman for 27 minutes about the prospect of leasing his mineral rights until he realized he didn't own any mineral rights, so I hung-up and went back to computer-facing a New York Times article about fashion week.

by waylonisthebombdotcom March 5, 2010

military industrial complex

President Dwight D. Eisenhower coined this term in his farewell address to refer to "a conjunction of an immense military establishment and large arms industry".

Here's how it works: our taxes support a massive military budget which is doled out to large defense contractors. These corporations use this money to buy politicians and impel the United States to enter unending wars in order to assure that their contracts never end and grow increasingly bloated.

Dick Cheney was Defense Secretary, CEO of Halliburton, and then Vice President of the United States, and is a key member of the military industrial complex. It kinda explains why Halliburton is profiteering off all these wars.

by khashishi April 11, 2010

school computer

A computer that the school sends you.

What you are bound to get in a school computer:

Old hardware

Bad Antivirus software

Extremely strict parental controls

The inability to download anything

Internet Explorer

An old integrated graphics card

The desire to buy a more powerful PC and then break your school computer over one of the teachers' heads

The desire to force the school to pay for said PC

"Uggh, this school computer is shit. I can't even change the background"

"Dude, I feel your pain. "

"Fuck this piece of shit. I'm gonna go save up for a better computer"

"Yeah, me too."

by Myswea T. Balls April 2, 2010

computer science

The study of making porn more readily available, to make it easier and faster to download, and to make what you're looking for easier to find.

by MoonKnight November 18, 2002

Canadian competition

The act of challenging someone to bigger act of kindness war.

My roommate challenged me to a Canadian competition, he did my dishes so I cleaned his room and did his laundry. I win, for now.

by Bert Bravo August 21, 2017