Chof

classic hall of fame. said after done something funny

you - "Today, I was at my grandmother's house when I noticed a small object that felt rubbery and sticky. It was only after I carefully inspected it that I realised I was playing with my grandmother's hearing aid. The part that goes inside the ear"

me- " CHOF!"

by IloveChofing April 12, 2010

choo choo nigga

1. A crazy black man nigga that dances around the streets like he's riding the Soul Train.

2. A insult to a crazy black nigga that dances around the streets like he's riding the Soul Train.

That dope was so whacked out on coke, he was prancin' around like a choo choo nigga.

by Dan Payne September 16, 2008

Choofter

Someone with particularly poor weed etiquette

Slang for a homosexual stoner

Bill loves men but is inconsiderate at passing the mixbowl, bit of a choofter really.

by Bongchimp September 22, 2016

Choofle

When a cat sneezes.

Connor: Did Tabby just choofle?
Chelsey: OH MY GODDBDBD

by ConkyTheWordMan October 29, 2020

choofin

Pronounced "chew - fin", is when you get so fucking stoned that you end up ripping that bong too damn hard. Now you're choofin, and rest in peace to your lungs.

"Yo dude! Caleb just started choofin in the line at McDonald's , I think he is going to green-out."

by Bubba Patriot March 7, 2021

choochguap

the act of tricking someone into believing that you are homeless and then sneaking up and battering them with flour

Aww man, Franny got choochguapped!

by richard singh October 12, 2006

choockaki

When 5 or so men get together and jerk off together in a circle while a group of chickens sit in the middle of the circle of men.

Me and a few friends just finished a choockaki

by Nick555777 April 12, 2016