chode 

a short, fat penis

I was going to have sex with him until I saw his chode.

chode by MelSmell December 7, 2002

chode 

dick larger in width than length

JOhn Branson has a chode that urines uncontrollably on carpet or anywhere

chode by jason hammock May 21, 2003

chode 

Link223 from KoG, a penis wider than its length.

Hi, I am link223, I am a chode!!!

chode by A user from a board. Lolz February 8, 2008

chode 

a character in pop sci fi series 'Tripping the Rift'

HEY chode your purple a fuckhead

chode by a viewer March 10, 2005

chode 

A male reproductive organ that is thicker or wider than it is long.

"He has a fat chode," the newscaster said.

chode by EveryoneHasTheNameDAN! July 21, 2008

Chode 

Matt Guffy, Weatherman, a penis that is wider than it is short

Matt Guffy has a chode, did you send her pictures of your chode?

Chode by Chodeinthemouth April 4, 2009

Chode 

A person or thing who is stupid, mean, irritating or some combination of the three. A jackass, a douchebag.

"That guy is such a chode."

"Don't be a chode, share your chocolate with me."

"These chode jeans keep falling down."

Chode by lina.rhodent June 29, 2009