Brown trousers 

when you are so scared you might shit your pants.

ah shit that guys gonna shiv ya alice. its brown trousers time.

Brown trousers by dougy May 24, 2004

Brown Nosin' 

To kiss up to higher authority or higher rank, usually as a means to and end, to recieve promotion, raise, reccomendation, etc. from the higher power.

The intern for Senator Smith brown nosed his way to join the Senator's team.

Brown Nosin' by Zack August 23, 2004

brown dollars 

The proprtion of your wages that you earn while taking a turd at work. Professional defecation.

"15 minutes til lunchtime... Pass me the newspaper I'm gonna go earn some brown dollars".

"Nathan's been in the shitter for well over half an hour, he's earning some serious brown dollars today!"

brown dollars by TheClam April 11, 2008

Brown Soldier

an act of great dishonour when a person of great courage and charm is literally shitted on by their supposed 'best friend.' The term was coined after a certain schoolboy relieved himself on a certain 'best friends' face.

Chris had got along with Lexi for years. But, as Lexi was jealous of his fine physique, massive dong and model looks, he gave the unsuspecting Chris a 'brown soldier' while asleep.

Brown Soldier by bigcbullocks February 7, 2007

Brown Book 

A book or magazine kept on the tank of the toilet for duece-dropping reading material. Seen as unfit to be shared.

I saw this year's swimsuit issue at Dave's but then realized it was his brown book so I didn't touch it.

Brown Book by Camaro829 February 25, 2009

Brown Ring of Death

Squeezing out a rather toxic fart while iInconspicuously circling a person or group of people so that no matter where the person/people try to go they cannot escape your toxic butt fumes.

Guy 1: What is that smell?
Guy 2: -giggling-
Guy 3: You did NOT just Brown Ring of Death me!

Brown Ring of Death by aseaiswear March 27, 2009

Brown Skid 

Verb: To hit a person on a bike while driving a car.

"I almost brown skid this spandex jockey on my way to work today.

Brown Skid by Murdernickel May 14, 2009