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Nut Butter 

More commonly referred to by the name Sperm, or Jiz. Nut butter is a more acceptable, more cosmopolitan, more pc term to move forward in the ages...............man I almost believe my own BS, almost.
“So I was watching this porno, when the next second, this poor chick gets a full protein nut butter facial, by the pizza delivery guy, who woulda seen that coming”?
Nut Butter by Matty Bro September 26, 2019
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Muddy Butter 

It is the resulting solution when the lube and fecal residue mixes during anal.
Dude this girl and I tried anal last night. She didn’t rinse before hand, I used so much lube and we ended up with muddy butter everywhere!
Muddy Butter by CalamityJen November 8, 2019

Peanut butter cup cock

when you slap your dick onto a melted reeces peanut butter cup to cover your dick in peanut butter and chocolate
My girl only likes oral sex with a Peanut butter cup cock

Nutter Butter 

When a girl shits on a man’s penis and he then precedes to bust a load into the girls booty
After Michael gave Allie a nutter butter, she went home to shower off the mixture of jizz and shit
Nutter Butter by Sexpun November 14, 2019

Peanut butter Jelly time 

Peanut butter jelly time is when you cover the vagina with peanut butter and the penis with jelly and have sex. After completion engage in a sixty-nine.
We were all out of bread, so we decided to have peanut butter jelly time.

Peanut Butter 

Creamy or Crunchy?

If you had to think about it, you’re psycho. Even Jesus ate creamy nut.
Jesus: This peanut butter is so good bro
Sariah: Is it crunchy?
Jesus: Fym is it crunchy? Are you stupid?

THE END <3
Peanut Butter by sexygoose November 21, 2019

Goat Butter 

Penile white creamy discharge more commonly found in uncircumcised unwashed penises typically located under the base of the head.
I haven't showered in days, oh man I have so much goat butter on my dick.
Goat Butter by Uncircumcised Mexican November 26, 2019