Weaver

Weaver: Someone who throws like a sissy or performs badly in the clutch in baseball. Also, a slang term for poop.

Man, That dude throws like a weaver.

Check out this giant weaver I took in the toilet.

by Dex2518 May 28, 2018

Weavetastic

An extremely good example of a hairstyle.

Queen, your hair is WEAVETASTIC!

by Gabrielle Gordon/Owner June 15, 2018

weave

fake hair.

The birds snatched my weave!!!

by !!@#@##### May 10, 2018

Weaveness

A person that has weave that looks like a lochness monster.

Girl! I had seen the ugliest weaveness at the family dollar .

by Loldog2 July 17, 2018

Weave Virgin

To not have had a weave in your hair before. Most common in black beauty. Used in an episode of the Snapchat show FACE FORWARD when a client never had a weave before. Also a drag queen lineeeeee

Note: not the same as never before having a wig.

Person 1: What’s it like to have a weave?

Person 2: Omg! Are you for real? Have you not had a weave?

Person 1: Nah gal

Person 2: I didn’t know you were a weave virgin!

by LimeCrush04 November 12, 2018

weave plunger

When you get in a fight with a girl, instead of slamming her head into a wall, take control of her hair and slam it down the toilet to use her facial structure as a makeshift plunger.

In basic terms, it’s like giving Frosty the Snowman head... if he was made of liquid.

Brian: Hey Brock, did Rebecca give you head last night?
Brock: Nah man, someone used her as a weave plunger. I’m good.

by ceoofstarfishassholes November 14, 2018

Weaver Beaver diva

Someone that is gullible and believes everything they are told.

I told my friend I have two left feet his such a Weaver Beaver Diva.

by Benergy January 25, 2019