toad

Jamacain slang for "stupid girl"... also see "kalaana"

Hi, my name is Kalaana. I am a toad (stupid girl)

by obus August 5, 2006

toadsmack

to take a lethal poison dart frog, grab by feet with latex glove, and proceed to smack desired person in the face. Usually done to hobos or douche bags.

spare some change, man? "enjoy your toadsmack!" wham!

by hogan21 September 22, 2008

twaddeling

gender specific for females,to not wear underwear

ON my first date with her ,she stated that she was twaddeling!

by kram21 January 12, 2009

Twadouche

A twadouche is a man who is so douchie that he has grown a twat.

Ed and Peter are twadouches, they need to be smacked!

by burek1234 June 3, 2009

Toad

Annoying ass guy in mario games.

I let Toad die

by FlabbyPancakeSause October 9, 2018

Lynch Toad

A phrase than can mean whatever you want. Use it in place of anything.

"Dude how was the game?"
"It was pretty lynch toad"

"What happened to your car Leonardo?"
"I drove it off a cliff, now I'm stuck with this piece of lynch toad"

by The Kiberian Husky March 6, 2010

Horny Toads

When two men sit down facing each other and tried to masturbate into the others mouth, by projectile ejaculation. Like frogs trying to catch flies.

Those two guys were rumored to play Horny toads last night when they got drunk!

by GS-Caddy May 5, 2010