Tug Boating

When a large or ugly girl drags a chain of her hot friends through a crowd in a club.

Dude those girls we were talking to were so hot. Too bad there friend was tug boating.

Look at this girl tug boating her friends around.

Guys know this happens all the time in the club its everywhere. There is always that one chick thats dragging the rest of her friends around or away from others guys.

by mooseman13 January 22, 2012

Tug O War

When you playfully lick your partners sphincter and they clinch down on your tongue to play Tug O War.

"Why does that chick sound like Jar Jar Binks?" "Oh she played Tug O War with me last night."

by FunkyTown October 10, 2019

Man Tug-Of-War

The ensuing conflict that occurs when two gentlemen get stuck whilst docking.

"I couldn't pull my cock out," said Peter, "it was a real Man Tug-Of-War".

by Horatio Q Nobcluster December 27, 2007

Table tug chug

When you get a handjob under a bar or table while chugging a beer

I got a table tug chug going on at the bar right now. Beeyach

by SWEATSHOPPER November 10, 2018

tug boat captain

Sexual intercourse with a female who has a ponytail that involves the tugging of said ponytail while fucking her in the ass and stimulating her vagina with a turkey baster filled with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

Dude don't use that baster I did the old tug boat captain with Bre last night.

by Benjamin Dover 76028 July 15, 2009

monkey tug

When you receive a hand job from a black prostitute, male or female.

Down in Newark, it's $50 for a monkey tug.

by Gordon G March 12, 2008

Mofo Mud Tug

When you ask for a hand job, and they carry out the task with their butthole instead of their hand. Originated in mount forest. Hence the “Mofo Mud Tug”

That Steve sure gave me a good mofo mud tug the other night.

by Gilmorehappy May 04, 2023