patch lurker

one who hangs out in a pumpkin patch to have intercourse with the best looking pumpkins.

Im never hanging out with Phil again, hes not a patch lurker.

by Jake Jekel January 17, 2005

patch adams

Patch adams refers to havin a red nose, this also corresponds to bein an alcoholic

Lee : "that guy jaked on the floor is a heavy patch adams"

by tonymisfits September 10, 2006

berry patch

Taint. . . the 'dingleberry patch'

Take a quick romp in the berry patch and you're already a step ahead of the competition

by USMD October 18, 2004

cabbage patch

some vaginal foliage

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"

by JW#1 November 03, 2006

pumpkin patch

Completely jacked up.
Something that is completely messed up and there is no excuse for it, is pumpkin patched

You are going 10mph on the Freeway. When you finaly start to speed up, you see that the reason you were going so slow is everyone was slowing down to look at the cop on the side of the road. That is so pumpkin patch.

by wtca November 15, 2007

sour patch

usually occurs during oral sex when the recipiant grabs
the intender by the ears,forcing said intenders face to
be thrust into the unwashed pubis or rectum.

Carrie grabbed me by my ears and woukdn't let go until
I muffed her sour patch.

by driver_im8 June 17, 2009

nasty patch

The patch of hair on the lower back right above the ass.

Yo dat bitch be so nasty dat she got dat nasty patch all up above her ass. it look like a small animal, b!

by JAK IV December 01, 2007