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pee is stored in the balls 

God's greatest decision thus far.
Curiosity: "What is the best thing about our pitiful existence?"
Wisdom: "pee is stored in the balls"

Who told you to put the balm on? 

A response to someone who does something that undermines a perfectly devious strategy, taken from the words of Jackie Childs from Seinfeld when Kramer put balm on his thighs which cured the burns from a hot cup of coffee, thus thwarting their strategy to sue for permanent disfigurement.
I set up a fake meeting in my calendar so I wouldn't have to go to the staff meeting, then you screwed it up by suggesting we push the staff meeting back an hour. Who told you to put the balm on?

out of the blue 

when something happens randomly and unexpected
and out of the blue, he kissed me
out of the blue by lizbit August 21, 2005

the bradenton 

Is the native terminology for the alcoholic beverage, "sex on the beach." A name originating from the case involving Jose caeallero and Elissa Alvarez in which they were arrested for having sex on cortez beach in bradenton. The couple went to trial, facing up to 15 years in prison. No bueno!
the bradenton by 15tolife May 17, 2015

ride the bowl 

Taking a nice dump on the toilet, riding the toilet bowl as if it were a horse.
I had to take such a bad shit, I had to ride the bowl! Hi, Ho, Shitter, away! I'm the Lone Pooper!
ride the bowl by LonePooper June 9, 2016

The Bud Light Effect 

Describing the process by which a company adopts less than popular products or advertising and then sees their market share rapidly decline.
With the success of the Bud Light boycott, companies now fear The Bud Light Effect hitting them if they adopt woke policies or sell woke products.