split bisexual

Someone whose sexual and romantic orientation don't match. For example, the person may be sexually attracted to men and romantically attracted to women, or sexually attracted to women and romantically attracted to both sexes, or any combination as long as they're different from each other.

I like the idea of monogamy, but being a split bisexual, it doesn't really seem feasible for me.

by Thunderbro June 4, 2017

split toast

Eating food out of a vagina or butthole during brunch hours.

I went to my girlfriends to split toast yesterday.

by Mr. Ssssmith January 1, 2018

Split knuckle

A Vagina that you can clearly tell has been used to store drugs. Most commonly crack-cocaine

Yo man you can see that girls got split knuckle. I bet she’s had hella drugs in that cooch

by The Baby Whale January 25, 2019

Banana split

When you jerk two people off with one hand

That’s a nice banana split

by cheese gen December 16, 2017

Split Pack

In roller derby, a split pack is defined as two groups of skaters, equal in number. If the pack becomes split, no legal pack is defined. Skaters will be warned to speed up or slow down to reform the pack and are subject to penalties. Also, a roller derby themed online clothing store.

"Did you see that team in the Split-Pack shirts? They grabbed an opposing blocker and fell back 11 feet, and sent their pivot to the front of the other group! It's a split pack situation!"

by Canadian Hoser February 12, 2009

Split the Wood

When two girls, often friends, agree to engage in a threesome with a man. This mans' "wood" or penis is being "split"

Sally: I want to fuck Joe.
Sue: Me too!
Sally: We could "Split the Wood"

by C&M Definitions May 21, 2013

lickdy split

When a woman puts one ball of the guys ball sac in each side of her mouth and licks the middle of the ball sac

Tina put Rogers balls (Lickdy split)in her mouth and licked the center of his sac. He yells with great pleasure!

by Hjj January 14, 2014