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Sheldon

Too smart, detailed, knowledgable and geeky. Derived from Dr. Sheldon Cooper, the fictional character on The Big Bang Theory. Too annoying for words. Belongs on Jeporady.
Don't be a Sheldon, what a Sheldon
by Oldeguy December 20, 2009
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Sheldon Convention

A Sheldon Convention can refer to 1 of 2 things:

1. The meeting of millions of hot women to have sex with each other in front of Sheldon.

or

2. The meeting of millions of Sheldon's. Every Sheldon is repeating the phrase, "WOMAN, WHERE'S MA SAMICH?!?"

Note: Ma Samich = My Sandwich
1. This Sheldon Convention is awesome, look at all these women!

2. Man there are so many Sheldon's here, this must be a Sheldon Convention...WOMAN, WHERE'S MA SAMICH?!?
by ShaneMolloy October 6, 2008
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dam did you see the face shield on that girl? i thought she was really hot until she took em off and i realized she was about sixty years old!
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Siede

How ganster's and/or people from southpark (especially Cartman) say side
NY boys: Yeah, we just wanted to say sorry

Erick: Its fine, its fine, jsut remember we're all pretty cool on the west siede too, if you know what I'm sayin.
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Shielding

Shielding is the refusal to post photos of your babies/kids on the Internet ie Facebook. The opposite of sharenting / oversharing . Shielding is the protection of the baby/kids right to privacy. In an era where parents are digitally documenting and excessively oversharing what should be private baby/kids photos on on social media websites such as Facebook, Instagram & Snapchat. And posting private details such as date of birth, favourite colour etc. Parents shielding are shielding their babys/kids from being on social media

By shielding, not sharenting, parents are shielding their babies/kids from identity fraud, a digital footprint, data mining, predators and the future meltdown of their now teenage offsprings reaction to their entire childhood from babyscan though to birth to school being digitally documented and posted on Facebook for the world to see.
"Ergh all the other mum's oversharing who don't give a fuck about their babies privacy. How is a baby supposed to consent to photos of themselves being constantly and excessively posted online daily. A kid is too young to understand the repercussions of their lives being posted online. I'm shielding mine from the Internet altogether!" - Daisy
by Whaticansee November 18, 2019
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selden middle school

shout out to mr allen for being the worlds best teacher frfr. ms arce kinda sucks dick sum times ngl (especially when she yelling in Tv LaNd)ms altabrando do be litty. popular kids are not even interesting anymore and their all ugly tbh like ew tf?ms o’shea sucks dick too ig.
“ummm ayo...selden middle school sucks...i hate it here
by barbiegirlfuckyou January 1, 2021
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bone shield

I was going to have sex but I didn't have a bone shield, so I played WOW instead.
by bmick65 December 25, 2007
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