shoelace express 

The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.

"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."

shoelace express by Sean February 16, 2005

shove 

Putting something into an empty space, like a hole.

Take your fucking bullshit back and shove it up your asshole

shove by Juanvi September 16, 2008

Shove a bum 

Means "move down a bit so I can sit". Often used between friends and family while requesting for a space to sit.

"Hey, shove a bum I need to sit"

Shove a bum by Newberific December 30, 2004

Shopel 

1. name of famous romanian diamond LOL player, troller, lee sin main, bringer of cancer, aspiring scammer.

2. command for fetch, usually used for dogs.

3. specific undergroud drug, called as well as Shipel, Minnie, Goblin or Shovel. The drugs effects may affect user with acoustic dellusions as sudden sound of Skype call, also, insomnia, zombie-like states;
some users were affected by paroxysm of laughter, or conniption, depending on the nature of the user.

1. "Have you played with Shopel again?"

"Yes, that guy is either boosted or retarded troll!"

"IKR. The guy is giving me cancer."
2. "Lexxie, shopel!"
3."Have you heard that?!"

"YEP. "

"Somebody´s calling you on skype bud."

"NOPE. Thats Shopel."

Shopel by Levianthe December 11, 2016

shoveldyke 

The act of squeezing a large object into a tight space.

That's it! Shoveldyke it in there!! Oh Shit!

shoveldyke by Ace_Tate January 1, 2009

shovelface

when someone has the facial appearance of having been hit, full-force in the face by a shovel, therby making them a "shovelface" the person then has a very flat face, normally they are hideously ugly.

"ugh! she has a bitch of a shovelface!"

shovelface by jonobello February 7, 2006

Cheeseburger Shovels 

The fat hands of a fat, gruff man.

Don't you dare put those cheeseburger shovels on me.

Some people go the gym, but I'm from the south and I just I just tie weights to these cheeseburger shovels I call hands.

See also Chris Christie

Cheeseburger Shovels by The Amalamps August 4, 2015