shafferade

Don’t worry about it, just be there. “It’s gonna be lit!”

My birthday is shafferade

by EPG Showchoir March 6, 2025

Sufferfix

To manually fix an electronic document instead of using search and replace or some other macro. Usually done by someone that does not understand technology.

Since Mike did not know how to use Word, he had to sufferfix the misspelled words in the document

by Take a left March 30, 2025

Staffery

Staffery(noun)
Modern slavery disguised as "staff"

Coined by Adam something inc (the engineering guy)

Bro did you know that Qatar names their slaves housing, staff residence? "If it’s called staff residence, then it’s a staffery."

by Xrp May 22, 2025

Sufferteer

A dishonorable person who is a profiteer from natural and intentional human suffering. Usually a corrupt politician, dishonest charitable charlatan, or deceitful taxpayer-funded contractor.

The politician that uses excessive regulation to make building homes more expensive, advocates for money printing that drives inflation, subsidizes drug use, encourages unemployment, and whose spouse gets paid a large salary by the taxpayers for homeless services is a Sufferteer.

by Col Ingus June 17, 2025

safer parsnips

A phrase describing concentrating on a small positive while ignoring a massive downside.

If the sun went out we would have safer parsnips because there would be no sunlight to activate the chemicals in their leaves.

by EpicGamers0417 June 18, 2025

Suffercation

Suffering whilst being deprived of air.

I feel like I'm gonna die of Suffercation!

by Spleendid12! January 5, 2026

Jordan Soffer

A cool 8th grader at Welsh Valley Middle School that lives directly outside of Philadelphia in Bryn Mawr, PA who enjoys acting, going to the movies at the cinema, and long walks in the neighborhood with his friends.

1st Image that shows up on Google Images when search "Jordan Soffer"

by JDog1029 May 6, 2013