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Pathetic Spider

A stray, used condom, lost in the abyss of dirt and sweat and semen.

Note: Semen must not be crusty, but viscous.
"Oh mane why are you pointing at that pathetic spider!"

"Sorry, I can't help it, that's NASTY!"
"It must be Kimberly, she had some weird ass boy over here last night"
by partynbullshhh November 16, 2009
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Pathet

a little nerd that is being pathetic, someone who is being a pussy
rahhh... stop being a little pathet bruv
by sour_rambo77 October 15, 2019
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pathetisad

That place is Pathetisad!, but in a good way ;)
by SpaZaA December 12, 2003
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Pathetic Emetic

A sexual act where a man has sex with a woman from behind who begins to vomit for any reason such as being sick and/or drunk, and he decides to continue or even pound her harder.

This causes violent, delicious contractions of the vagina, the woman to shoot projectile vomit, and the man to bust the best or at least the most interesting nut of his life.
Matt: Bro, didn't you have sex with Steph last night?

Dave: Hell yeah man.

Matt: Wasn't she drunk as shit?

Dave: Yeah, funny too, because she was hella puking while I was pumping that shit from behind and I kept going. It was AWESOME!

Matt: You got to do a Pathetic Emetic! HELL YA

**They high five**
by FattUnit May 25, 2011
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new age pothead

those who partake in smoking marijuana recreationally but work to lose the stoner/pothead label. those who are new-age smokers like to go out and experience life and do exciting activities instead of posting up on the couch for the night and eating food and sleeping.
perfect ideas for those looking to be "new age pothead"
smoking and playing frisbee.
smoking and going rock-climbing.
smoking and going swimming. (yeah i said swimming niggah, watcha gonna do about it.)
anything besides being a pile of shit on the couch
by blaze masta C October 20, 2010
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psycho pathetic

A phrase used by most people to describe someone who just sucks at being a psycho... in other words some one who makes a lame attempt at being crazy...
"Andi, thats just such a psycho pathetic attempt"
by az242526 April 17, 2010
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Pothead

Someone who is beyond in love/obsessed/crazy for Harry Potter.

Someone who thinks about Harry Potter basically everyday of their life, and is so obsessed they are basically diseased with HPOCD (Harry Potter Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
Damn! Do you know Riley? That girl is SUCH a pothead. She has seen every movie like, 10 times, and she owns every Harry Potter book in every language, even sign language. I mean, honestly. I heard she even stalked down the entire cast while they were vacationing together in Fiji. This girl is one serious pothead.
by eevuhluelle September 18, 2011
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