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The Piss Disintegration Paradox

A paradox explaining that if you sit in a puddle of your own piss for long enough, your legs will disintegrate.
Inferior Beta: Your piss won't disintegrate your legs.
Superior Intellectual: Yes it will according to The Piss Disintegration Paradox.
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hot babysitter paradox

Your wife hires a hot babysitter but the only reason she's there is because you're not going to be
Eric is struggling with the hot babysitter paradox, at least his boys wont turn out to be gay!
by ILikeMushroomz September 25, 2010
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German-American Paradox

The Paradox in which Germans hate Americans, yet try to be just like them.
"Look! Lars is watching MTV and eating McDonald's yet has a bumper sticker that says 'If America is the land of the free, I'd rather be enslaved.' Typical German-American paradox..."
by geekchic1987 May 21, 2008
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unknown paradox

1. Bish of shoebomb 2. One who pushes da c0c
Shoe pwns para!!!
para gagged me with his c0c
by Shoebomb November 10, 2003
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electoral college paradox

People think that it is unbelievable if a presidential candidate wins in the electoral college but has 5 to 10 percent LESS popular vote. This definition shows an absurd and extreme, but illuminating example of how the loser in the presidential election can have an arbitrarily high percentage of the popular votes compared to the winner, i.e., way more then 5 or 10 percent.
Suppose there are 540 electoral votes. Divide the states into two groups, one having 271 votes, the other 269. Suppose in the "271" states, only 1 person in each state votes Democrat, 0 Republican. Suppose in the "269" states, 0 vote Democrat, millions Republican. Then by the electoral college majority, the democrats win but the Republicans have a million times more votes than the Democrats.
In the 2012 presidential election, it initially appeared that we might have an electoral college paradox. But the Democratic popular vote came back up and it was avoided.
by BillyBuggy November 9, 2012
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White Power Paradox

A white person hating on black music when, in fact, their music came from white people trying to play like black people.
redneck 1: i hate rap it. is done by black people

redneck 2: i know right

near by normal person 1: man did you hear that
near by person 2: yeah man, that was a classic example of a white power paradox for sure.
by foxbowl December 14, 2011
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Lidia bogdonovski paradox

Where someone named Lidia Bogdonovski starts to randomly sing, it can happen for his/her god-like name.
This plant has a name that reminds me of the lidia bogdonovski paradox
by Doron israel April 27, 2021
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