Paradoxotaur

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Paradoxotaur:
Mysterious creature that is said to exist only if you don’t believe in it. But, if you do believe it exists, then it doesn’t. Tends to haunt students of logic and babies. Form unknown.

friend: i think i saw a Paradoxotaur yesterday

me:no you didnt, if you believed in it, then it doesnt exist. i can see it because i dont believe in it

Paradoxotaur by rockdablok March 2, 2007

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paradoxotaur

Mysterious creature that is said to exist only if you do not believe in it. But, if you do believe it exists than it doesn't. Tends to haunt students of logic and babies. Form unknown.

The scientists were baffled as to what the paradoxotaur could look like.

paradoxotaur by Neoshadow November 15, 2007

Related Words

Paradoxotaur • paradoxataur • Paradoxosaur • Paradoxasaur • Paradox Thursday

paradoxataur

This is a mythical creature that has mystified scientists for years. It only exists if you believe it doesn't exist, and vice versa.

paradoxataur: hi I'm a smart blond who doesn't have a boyfriend and isn't crazy.

paradoxataur by Nick brewer April 23, 2008

Paradoxosaur

Mysterious creature that is said to exist only if you don’t believe in it. But, if you do believe it exists, then it doesn’t. Tends to haunt students of logic and babies. A different take on the Paradoxotaur.

Her: OMG! It's a Paradoxosaur!
Me: That means there isn't!

Paradoxosaur by bamx January 11, 2009

Paradoxasaur

From Demetri Martin's comedy.

A magical make-believe creature that only exists if you do not believe in it, and if you believe in it it doesn't exist.

"Hello I am a twenty one year old 120 pound virgin with c-sized breasts who does not have a boyfriend and is not crazy." -The words of a paradoxasaur.

Paradoxasaur by AggiePerspective July 5, 2008

Paradoxasaur

A creature that, if you believe in it, it exists. If you believe it doesn not exist, then it exists.

"Hello I am a twenty one year old 120 pound virgin with c-sized breasts who does not have a boyfriend and is not crazy." -The words of a paradoxasaur.

Paradoxasaur by allatropic February 10, 2007

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026