by Foof811 April 18, 2011
Get the iPhone mug.1. A bad excuse for an ipod and not good enough to be a phone. so they settled on calling it an iphone. Apple thinks it's cute to add 'i' infront of all their products. For no real reason the iphone is not sold in Apple but is sold in only AT&T while the ipod touch is sold is found everywhere!
2. It is pretty much the same as an ipod touch with the same interface and applications, but it can call and has a camera.
3. A retard ipod touch that fell in the hands of evolution.
2. It is pretty much the same as an ipod touch with the same interface and applications, but it can call and has a camera.
3. A retard ipod touch that fell in the hands of evolution.
1. Customer: Is this the Apple store?
Representative: Yes it is. How can i help you?
Customer: Can you show me the iphones please?
Representative: I'm sorry sir we dont sell them. You have to go to AT&T and you don't have to be a customer.
Customer: What the f***? You make the iphones!!
*goes to AT&T*
Customer: Can i have an iphone?
AT&T asshole: First you have to get a line then you have to select a plan, but you have to pay in advance, then you sign a 5 year contract and THEN you can select the phone of your choice then you're screwed.
2. Friend1: Hey, I just got an ipod touch!
Friend2: Cool I have an iphone, can your ipod touch call?
Friend1:No... *starts to look sad*
Friend2: Can you take a picture of me?
Friend1: Don't judge me!! *runs away crying*
3. maleiphone: Hey honey! im back from the business trip. How's our baby?
femaleiphone: He can't call and he has no loudspeaker!
maleiphone: Well I have to ask. Were you lonely when I was gone?
femaleiphone: No it's not what you think! I swear I never talked to, or even looked at, an ipod touch when you were gone!
Representative: Yes it is. How can i help you?
Customer: Can you show me the iphones please?
Representative: I'm sorry sir we dont sell them. You have to go to AT&T and you don't have to be a customer.
Customer: What the f***? You make the iphones!!
*goes to AT&T*
Customer: Can i have an iphone?
AT&T asshole: First you have to get a line then you have to select a plan, but you have to pay in advance, then you sign a 5 year contract and THEN you can select the phone of your choice then you're screwed.
2. Friend1: Hey, I just got an ipod touch!
Friend2: Cool I have an iphone, can your ipod touch call?
Friend1:No... *starts to look sad*
Friend2: Can you take a picture of me?
Friend1: Don't judge me!! *runs away crying*
3. maleiphone: Hey honey! im back from the business trip. How's our baby?
femaleiphone: He can't call and he has no loudspeaker!
maleiphone: Well I have to ask. Were you lonely when I was gone?
femaleiphone: No it's not what you think! I swear I never talked to, or even looked at, an ipod touch when you were gone!
by amrtheman December 17, 2008
Get the iphone mug.the best phone ever made, no joke this phone can play music, watch videos, surf the web, take pictures, run android, check mail, it can do works, many think that it is possible to "beat" the iphone but sadly it's been the best phone in the world since 2007 .
by somedudeyo January 16, 2011
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the most amazing piece of technology of the 21st century. Revolutionized the way people access emails, use the web, send text messages.....oh, and it has those stupid little apps that we spend hours on, lol.
the most amazing piece of technology of the 21st century. Revolutionized the way people access emails, use the web, send text messages.....oh, and it has those stupid little apps that we spend hours on, lol.
Lady #1: My husband just bought me an iPhone 4
Lady #2: Oh yeah? How do you like it?
Lady #1: It's AMAZING....I love it.
Lady #2: And.....how does HE like it?
Lady #1: Hmmmmmm, not so much! He's a Droid man!
Lady #2: Oh yeah? How do you like it?
Lady #1: It's AMAZING....I love it.
Lady #2: And.....how does HE like it?
Lady #1: Hmmmmmm, not so much! He's a Droid man!
by JPEditMan October 24, 2011
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jim: you must be extra retarded to buy the iphone xtra retarded.
jim: you must be extra retarded to buy the iphone xtra retarded.
by 9aytard October 28, 2018
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Some one who is on another phone service than AT&T (ie. Verizon, Sprint, T-Mobile, etc). This person is someone who wants the iPhone very much but knows they cant have it because it would cost more to switch from there current phone service. This person is also waiting for the iPhone to come to there phone service.
Some one who is on another phone service than AT&T (ie. Verizon, Sprint, T-Mobile, etc). This person is someone who wants the iPhone very much but knows they cant have it because it would cost more to switch from there current phone service. This person is also waiting for the iPhone to come to there phone service.
by will6680 March 17, 2010
Get the iPhone sucker mug.We're not sure if it's animal, vegetable, or mineral, but it's what the techs at www.iPhone-repair-new-york.com (248 W. 35th St, New York, NY 10001 646-688-5385) eat, breathe, and sleep. Rumor has it it was reverse engineered by NASA after the Roswell Crash, but I also hear Chuck Norris invented it after round-house kicking the universe into existence.
by iphone repair man May 18, 2011
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