A ban issued following irresponsible use of one's hands, often involving tickling.
Requires the culprit to keep their hands to themselves for the duration of the ban.
Requires the culprit to keep their hands to themselves for the duration of the ban.
"arrrrrrrgggggghhhh stop tickling meeeeeee, that's it you've got yourself a hand ban"
"watch yourself girl, that's a formal warning. next time you'll find yourself with a hand ban"
"watch yourself girl, that's a formal warning. next time you'll find yourself with a hand ban"
by karefour January 6, 2010
Get the hand ban mug.A hand-held wank is were someone looks at porn on a hand-held device such as ''mobile phone'' or ''I pod/ I phone'' and then pleasures themself to it.
Jim: Hey Jack how come you got so much porn on your iphone?
Jack: No reason
Barry: I bet its because he likes to use it for Hand-held wanks
Jack: No reason
Barry: I bet its because he likes to use it for Hand-held wanks
by xX glennard Xx August 23, 2009
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Refers to fat girls.
It requires a hand of flour (cooking material) in order to find a fat girl's vagina. Simply throw the flour and look for the wetspot (avoid sweaty chunks)
It requires a hand of flour (cooking material) in order to find a fat girl's vagina. Simply throw the flour and look for the wetspot (avoid sweaty chunks)
by Mike March 1, 2005
Get the Hand of Flour mug.A penisless retardo with no brains, bad breath, and a compulsion for trying to be Hard on the internet.
by XanthosNZ April 10, 2007
Get the Hand of Hecate mug.when a guy jizzes in a girls hand while shes sleeping and then tickles her face and then she touches her face.
when my girlfriend came over my house last night, she fell assleep on my couch cause she said she had a rough day and that pissed me off so i gave her a hand full.
by DJJazzyJeff27 June 10, 2009
Get the hand full mug.To play with a guy's balls. The girl can mouth them or handle them with her hands. It is a sexual foreplay which is done to induce a trusting relationship. Once conquered this trust exercise, the man has proven to trust the girl with his most vulnerable body part.
Joey: O Monica, you're good at hand ball; I hope Chandler doesn't find out.
Monica: O don't worry, he's cool with it; I've given him plenty of hand ball.
Monica: O don't worry, he's cool with it; I've given him plenty of hand ball.
by obnoxiousacorns May 20, 2009
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