gruckle

Any instrument or tool used to stretch open a man's foreskin. Similar to a speculum. Usually for the purpose of smuggling drugs and other small objects. Sometimes for sexual gratification.

"Hey Mike, can you help me get this gruckle off my junk? I think I put in too much cocaine."

by Samson the Mushroom Hunter March 29, 2014

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grinke

(gring-KEYED)
adverb. Used as action. "To be Grinked". Left behind. Ditched by accident or without intention.
Can also be used in the first person.

"I got Grinked in Times Square."
"I almost Grinked myself drooling over the Beer Culture bar." - Drew Dumas
"He got Grinked rubbernecking the female bartender." - Anonymous

by Shoedumas January 4, 2015

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Gronk

Someone who shows up where they are unwanted like a Haden. This term can be used for anything that is wrong, stupid, inappropriate, follows you around or silly.

Ahh no he is being such a GRONK, when I asked him to leave he would never listen.

That person always dampens the mood, I think they are being a Haden who is GRONK

by NiggahDude September 24, 2017

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Combo word granny and skank. Promiscuous ,usually but not always skinny broad who talks too much w a lot of self effacing humor , which she doesn’t need to do because just being is effacement enough .

The waitress at the dounut shop my grandpa did when he was drunk,
She’s a real grank

by Davedale July 19, 2019

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