gibbon

Any unusually tall, handsome and long armed proponent of archery.

Did you see that guy with the bow! RAWR! He's a total gibbon.

by FlightyR August 7, 2006

Gibsonize

To take a story that originally had a small bit of violence or bloodshed in it, and exaggerate it into a resplendent blood bath. Said because virtually all of Mel Gibson's movies have had gallons of blood with gruesome violence.

Murron to Braveheart:Today I fell off my skateboard and cut my knee on the pavement and a few drops of blood came out.
Braveheart to Murron's parents:Well she fell off her skateboard and severed a major artery and painted the pavement red, so I cut her throat with my fingernail and grabbed her by her feet and twirled her around to ensure good blood coverage.
Murron to Parents:Braveheart! Don't Gibsonize the story!

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 14, 2008

gibsoned

someone being incredibly unlucky, super suckage

"I've been totally gibsoned this month"

"man that's gibsoned"

by dinosaurus8 February 3, 2010

Gibsoned

When a friend gives you something thinking they are being helpful and selfless. But, in the end, it makes your life more complicated and frustrating.

My friend Danny Gibsoned me. He drove across town during a rainstorm to give me tarps to protect a leaking hole in my roof that I had plywood on that had slowed the leak. I took the plywood off at great risk to my own life and put up the tarps. And all the tarps had holes in them and he admitted he forgot about that.

by thedreadednightmonkey May 29, 2021

Gibsoned

When a friend constantly agrees to things but backs out at the last minute

I got Timmy a job where I work and on the 3rd day he gibsoned us.

by Camtoons December 4, 2023

Gibsoning

Standing incredibly awkwardly 6 feet apart while talking to the maiden interest

Boy 1: He’s gibsoning like a Gibson!
Boy 2: rizz is rizz.

by Gabegibaldenbarrettvhuck January 4, 2024

Mel Gibsoning

The act of running at someone or something and stabbing it at an upward angle with an object not meant to be a spear.

Movies have a lot of examples of Mel Gibsoning, like originally in the Patriot when Mel Gibson stabbed a red coat with a flag pole

by Mel Gibson Enthusiast 420 December 12, 2020