fungal infection

an infectious condition consisting of a parasitic fungus.

"put your cock away bro, why does that thing have mushrooms growing on it dude, that's honestly really grody"
"please Murray, I don't want to see that thing"
"dude, this is a school, put that away before someone walks past"
"dude, that's a legit fungal infection, thank god you haven't been able to transmit it"

by shitpostinghotgirl April 10, 2024

Funger

the intense desire to enter a deadly dungeon to kill/find a man, it usually carries symptoms of irrational terror and detrimental starvation, some people affected by funger have been known to go missing.

"I'm feeling the funger" -Ragnvaldr

by 一人 April 29, 2024

Fungi Logic

A person so dumb, an undescribable level of dumb that they have created their own logic. A person who failed all class even in PE or Art. Dumb enough to make someone rage or even throw a tantrum.

"you failed all class again? you really have to stop using fungi logic..."

by end00 May 6, 2024

Funger

Compound of fear and hunger, in reference to the Finnish indie game "Fear & Hunger." Used to abbreviate the title of the game.

Have you seen the Harvestman death scene in Funger?

Enki is my favorite Funger character.

by dustybutthole42069 May 7, 2024

Fungerous

Something fun and dangerous

We could go bungee diving off an airplane! That could be very fungerous!

by Anonynonymousse May 12, 2024

Fungled

The result of consuming psychedelic mushrooms (Psilocybin). Psilocybin is a naturally occurring hallucinogenic which produces a substantially different euphoric feeling requiring a unique name for the post consumption result. Different drugs produce different results: alcohol makes you drunk, acid makes you trip, cannabis makes you stoned, crack cocaine makes you tweek. Mushrooms make you fungled, playing on fungi or fungus.

I drank one of Tammie's shroom shakes and got totally Fungled at the beach. Fungled for hours.

by Squirtle Master June 22, 2024

Fungalag

a type of tree fungus / insult to call people who are very greasy and smelly who browse twitter 24/7

Your a "fungalag" insert twitter handle here

by baller fan 69 September 4, 2024