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Colton

Colton is the best person you'll ever meet. Yes, he makes mistakes, just like every one else and can give you a hard time but when he loves, he loves with his whole heart, and he does the same with his trust, he is very forgiving, even in situations you never thought he would be. He is definitely an animal lover!! He is the BEST boyfriend you will ever have, so if you have a Colton, he's a keeper, so to anyone that has a Colton, MARRY HIM! It will be so worth it, he will always try his best and do whatever it takes to keep you, he loves you.
I'm so glad I have someone like Colton, my life wouldn't be the same without him.
by dizzy_dezi17 December 21, 2022
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Colton

A pleasantly mediocre man who consumes lots of steel.
A: Man half my refridger is gone :(
Colton: 😋
by Professor Ballfart March 2, 2023
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Colton holland

The best boyfriend in the whole world, he is caring and kind and sweet and cute and funny and I love everything about him
by I love Colton holland March 10, 2023
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Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.
I think I pulled a Colton's Father.
by Xenoblade March 23, 2023
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Colton

He is the hottest man alive.He gets all the hoes on his phone.Be is the literal definition of rizz god.He has the biggest giant xxxl horse cock
Girl:gulp gulp gulp oh Colton your cock is so juicy
by Chiken licken July 10, 2023
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Colton

Colton is a man who meat rides dick constantly and loves his boyfriends especially boys named Theron
Everyone: let’s go golfing
Colton: sorry guys I can’t I’m waiting for Theron to double pump my ass
by Meatdaddy69 July 16, 2023
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colton turner

Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.
Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
by Regular_ordinary_guy August 6, 2023
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