Chingers

When you have just a a cheeky Nandos and have really greasy chicken fingers and everything you touch you ruin.

"oi mate get your chingers away from" my phone!"

by Rufus 555 March 12, 2016

Clingers

Person/People that hangs around someone (usually a hot chick) all the time in an attempt to get a date, number, ITM, etc.

Man look at all those clingers trying to walk that hot chick to class!

by CP November 18, 2004

cringe binge

When you watch something really cringey and cringe the fuck out but still keep watching it because it's hilarious and also because deep down you know that you like cringey stuff and you can never stop

"Two Broke Girls is a real cringe binge"

by redneck_roomba December 8, 2016

Cringelord 9000

Someone who has reached even cringier levels than the infamous cringelord. These people can typically be found in your local Christian Minecraft servers and world of warcraft lobbys.

xXX_demonslayerawesome69420_XXx is such a Cringelord 9000.

by rotten air April 11, 2021

Poo Clingers

when poos stick to the hairs on a mans bum after taking a big as shit.

guy 1: "bro i got the worst poo clingers!"
guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"

guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."

AWKWARD

by pooclinger September 10, 2010

Cringe

A socially awkward situation caused by usually the telling of a poor joke, an action people witness (eg crying when drunk), or blurting out a comment that is taboo. A silence follows where the people who witness it feel a deep sense of embaressment for the person but as if they were the ones who had done the embarassing thing.
ie you ''cringe''

1) knock knock
whos there?
lettuce
lettuce who?
lettuce in....*Awkward silence

2) Man did you see john last night? he got absolutely off his face drunk, called his ex girlfriend begging her to take him back & spent the night crying like a little girl....*cringe

3) everybody is chatting but one voice raises above the rest causing a silence ''i once tasted my own jizz''.

by Datguy1&datguy2 June 16, 2011

Ver chinge tu madre

It quite literally means, "Go fuck your mother." in Spanish.

Someone put up "chinge su madre" on the site, but that is incorrect.

"Ver chinge tu madre, puto!"

by 3xploiter January 12, 2008