Cryptitis

A condition where a person looks at digital shit coins all day, all night and rarely sleeps. They try and "daytrade" only to feed the meme coin whales their liquidity. This ends up worsening the condition to where to person eyes turn blood shot red, they do not care to get laid anymore, and they also use a drug called Hopeium which only worsens the condition of looking at charts all day and trading them... Severe Cryptitis symptoms include but not limited: blood shot eyes, the continuing of emptying one's wallet, suicide, heavy crying, feelings of ones asshole hurt, an irrational fear of walking carpets ("rugs") and a severe addiction to hopeium. There is no known cure for this condition, and it is rapidly spreading with one rug pull after another.

That streamer has severe cryptitis.

by One Legged Ant June 9, 2022

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crypto winter

The phrase “crypto winter” likely came from the hit HBO series, “Game of Thrones.” In the show, the motto of the House of Stark was “Winter Is Coming.” It was considered to be a warning that lasting conflict could descend on the land of Westeros at any time.

Similarly, an extended period of trouble may be settling over the crypto market. During this difficult time, you must remain vigilant and be prepared for chaos to sweep over the market without much warning.

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Bro, I staked so much ethereum a while ago, but but now it’s a crypto winter, I have to go back to working at a warehouse.

by @silversnakejake June 24, 2022

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Cryptic Grammer

A person who posts memes on Instagram with a caption cryptically relating the meme to another person.

Elle is such a cryptic grammer, I think her Instagram post is referring to me as that dude who's a 10 but always uses Snapchat instead of text. Although it could be any one of her hot lovers.

by Daddyisa10 July 21, 2022

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