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Crack Tips 

When two males slap the tips of their penises together in a “high five” type manner; usually to express mutual approval or to congratulate, but sometimes to close a deal.
Wanna make it official and crack tips?

No way dude... it’s already done. We cracked tips last night.

I really like your new car! .... crack tips?

Nice bullseye! (tips being cracked)
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Crack open a cold one with the boys 

idiom that means "To spend time with friends" and can also be spelled as "Crack open a cold one with the bois"
Gotta go, gonna go and crack open a cold one with the boys
I'm just chillin' here, Crackin' open cold ones with the bois

CRACK TREATED SERIOUSLY

comes from an ao3 tag - where joke concepts are treated in a serious manner.
"sydno is quite possibly the worst thing we've ever created" charlie said, "a fucking person and a bot just seems like crack treated seriously".

Crack Whore Confessions 

One of the realest and sickest of sites out there. This dude Dirty D, kinda fat dude who live in the Miami area, really does go out on the street and finds crack whores. girls addicted to crack and will do anything just for a hit of the drug. he gets em to sucks his dick n shit like that. alot of em are weird lookin but ppl like this shit. I kno other shit out there might be fake like bangbus with there disclaimers and shit but crack whore confessoins and got shit. There real. This dude picks up them crackwhores like da mack nigga. Throw it up.
Dirty D get them crack whores a lil crack, fuck em, and put they bitch ass on the net like a true G.

crack-in-a-can 

Energy drinks that are loaded up with so much shit, it's basically a legal liquid form of speed.
I looovvee Red Bull. It's like crack-in-a-can.
crack-in-a-can by DarkNova April 15, 2002

Crack addict

Someone who is addicted to crack cocaine
A:What's up with John? he looks dopey everyday!

B: You don't know? He has been a crack addict since last year!
Crack addict by Miss.RedRose October 9, 2008

crack ship

Crack ship, crack!ship, or crack pairing is a term often used in fan fiction or role playing that pairs two people pairing from different fandom universes into a romantic relationship. This can be anything from a tv show, video game, or a book. A crack ship usually makes the readers question "Why such an off pairing" Some people might like it, some hate it, and others might be grossed out.
"There saw this crack ship up on this role playing site i was on and the person paired Chace Crawford with Kiki Kannibal."

"Ugh, that's really gross."
crack ship by queefistt July 23, 2009