chocolate croissant

The act of French kissing ("frenching", "tonguing", "pipe cleaning", "artery scraping") a rectum by penetration of the anus.

Thr croissant, as opposed to a French baguette or any other carbohydrate, is used as an homage to the traditional lubricant: butter.

This is not to be confused with the "Danish breakfast," eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack.

That chocolate croissant last night was so indulgent that I was dripping butter and chocolate into the next day.

by Anal Patisserie December 26, 2020

Tactical Chocolate

The chocolate a wife 'hides' in plain view so her husband doesn't think to search further and discover the true stash.

I smelled chocolate in the house and immediately found a Hersey bar, I later discovered she had hidden Carmel filled chocolate deeper in the pantry. Her use of tactical chocolate ensured I did not find her stash.

by jklink77 October 9, 2013

The Chocolate Fountain

You find someone willing to do a medical procedure (preferably a friend) called a fistula to connect your bladder and rectum so you pee and poop at the same time out of both orifices. Next you take an exaggerated number of laxatives or give yourself C. Diff to make everything inside of you liquid. Take your friend and you shit and piss out of both your butthole and peehole all over their face.

Person 1: Yo my friend in medical school surgically connected my poop Schute and urine sack in his basement so I can give my girl the chocolate fountain.

Stranger 1: get away from me

by Rogue Steel October 2, 2018

forced chocolate

when you getting fucked, and they fuck the shit out of you

DAMN IT, I GOT LAST NIGHTS "FORCED CHOCOLATE" ALL OVER MY SHEETS

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 27, 2021

hillbilly chocolate milk

the act of taking someone's diarrhea out of there asshole putting in a cup and adding milk and drinking it

can i get some shit to make me a hillbilly chocolate milk

by tacticalghost05 February 7, 2022

Frosted Chocolate Cake

When you do anal with someone, they shit afterwords, and you ejaculate onto the pile of shit

I know she’s the one- she let me do anal and make a frosted chocolate cake after

by Frosted Chocolate Cake lover69 November 5, 2022

Maine Hot Chocolate

When you jizz and shit diarrhea into a cup and serve it to someone.

Oh man! I had Taco Bell last night and I have bad diarrhea. I’m not going to waste this opportunity and jizz and shit in this cup and serve The Maine Hot Chocolate to Jackson.

by sick mo'fo November 10, 2018