Caffin

A Caffin, or Caffinpop, is commonly referred as someone who is a little bit out of the ordinary. A Caffin does things just for teh lulz. Caffins are known to go across the nation just to prove a point or surprise someone. Caffins are usually fat otaku who fall asleep while watching anime

You are a Caffin, bro. Stop bein' so weird.

by Wii7036 August 14, 2010

Chuff

An onomatopoeia for the sound a cat makes as it covers its waste with cat litter. Futile because it still smells like shit.

Used in social situations as trying to cover something up roughly (and usually failing).

Inspired by <a href="http://twitter.com/sockington">Sockington the cat</a>

1. John totally has a boner, but he chuffs it by slouching.
2. Mary just punched James in the cock, but she chuffed it by saying she was just making wild hand gestures.

by Sockington's lackey March 16, 2009

chuff

The pitiful and crumbly remains of a pouch of rolling tobacco used to make a "prison-rollie".

"Have you got a spare roll-up?"
"Nah, only chuff."
"Aww, sick."

by hjc August 20, 2006

Chuff

n. Chub + Muff...nuff said.

"Did you catch the lesbian sumo match last night on ESPN 8 - 'The Ocho'?"

"Yea, there was some serious chuff-diving going on."

by JO$E Ortiz May 22, 2007

Half Caff

When a man's penis is not quite a full boner yet not quite limp either. Essentially the Goldilocks zone of penial stiffness.

Do you see that bulge in that man's pants? He must have the half caff.

by Young Raspberry Milk October 27, 2015

chuffa

When male is sitting on the toilet taking a dump and someone gives the shit taker head.

Cabrera gives Vigue Chuffas while they are suspended.

by Robert Tracy April 1, 2007

caffeine toxic

When one who has had so much caffeine that they have become extremely intoxicated with the energizing substance and are left to be peeled off the ceiling with a spatula.

Person A: Holy shit, B, you're really caffeine toxic... I'll go get the spatula
Person B: *Stuck to ceiling*

by Stabby91 July 7, 2005