3 definitions by JO$E Ortiz

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"Did you catch the lesbian sumo match last night on ESPN 8 - 'The Ocho'?"

"Yea, there was some serious chuff-diving going on."
by JO$E Ortiz May 07, 2007
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n. male or female pubic hair area after a messy bout of anal sex (aka peanut butter-jelly time)
Damn girl, that was tight, but I think you need to start wiping more thoroughly; you just gave me a doo carpet.
by JO$E Ortiz May 07, 2007
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n. acronym for "fat lower pussy area", pronounced "fli-puh", like the dolphin...if he were gangster.
"I was about to hit that, until her panties came off and I saw she had a flpa that looked more like utters than a camel toe."
by JO$E Ortiz May 07, 2007
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