bollox

mans testicles, or something that you find is total CRAP!

Now thats bollox that is.And I dont give two fucking hairy bollox wot you think!!!!! You Slaaaaaaaaaaags!

by Samantha Williams April 30, 2006

jelly bollocks

A faggot that lathers his bollocks in petroleum jelly before a faggotting session, he dips his nuts into the jelly filled pot in the fasion of teabagging then slapps them onto his bitch's chest and scrolls them down and tucks them into the gooch !!!

"hold on sammy i'm gonna grease you up some jelly bollocks"

"jesus christ martin where did you learn that ?"

"those were some long days and nights back in vietnam, but nothing helped me sleep better"

by juve September 12, 2007

Bollocks Chops

See Shitlegs.

Hello Bollock Chops!

by BURKBURKBURKBURK August 18, 2003

Bollo

A slang term for a cigar filled with marijuna, also known as a blunt.

Hey dog, let's smoke this bollo.

by Ted Stryker June 28, 2007

bollox

literal:testicals
Irish:####, crap, nuts, arse, feck etc.
My use: anything good or bad (similar to'#### me, thats great!/thats #####!')

literal:ouch!my bollox!
Irish:that is just bollox!
My use:bollox!thats great!
other:you can go suck my bollox if you dont like this

by your ma April 30, 2006

Bollocks

a term i use when i run out of weed

bollocks, i've got no more weed

by tugger October 10, 2003

Bollocks

What you say when Job Tracker crashes

by Anonymous August 15, 2003